The All Green Diet

I don't know how the brass expects us to carry out physically taxing orders when we're starved half to death!

I sent three men out hunting the other day. They got carried away and drove a tapir right into the enemy camp. Not only did they lose the tapir but they got themselves captured as well. Meanwhile we're back here on short rations, scraping by on an all green diet.

Be a pal and go out and hunt some tapirs for us. There are plenty of 'em by the Imperial Outpost. Bring me back five pieces of their meat, alright?

Some hot soup would really hit the spot! Chunky and full of giblets! Yum...

Hurray! Now we'll be able to stuff our faces real good! We've been on an all green diet for a week now - roots, berries, herbs, and whatnot. I'm shocked we haven't started bleating yet! This vegan lifestyle just doesn't agree with me!