Spicy Scorpion Stew

Didn't we ask you not to tell anyone about the spider soup?! Oh, you're not the one who started the rumors... Sorry, then.

We don't know what to do! The whole camp is gossiping about some nonsense, saying that we're feeding our soldiers poisoned spider soup. It's a dirty lie, we tell you! We only tried to be creative and take care of your troops with little to no provisions! We can't believe that this is the gratitude we get!

Well, if someone was brave enough to travel south past the Imperial camp there are some fine, fat scorpions in that area. Now they could make a meal worthy of our soldiers! Do you think you could manage to bring us some scorpion meat?

The spiders in our soup aren't poisonous! They're just stringy! Just where do you propose we obtain better quality meat?