The Breakfast of Warriors

One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four! Why are you wrinkling your nose? Do I smell? Look at my triceps! Touch it, come on! You don't want to? Your loss!

Even the Xadaganians can't take their eyes off me, let alone the Orcs! They admire my looks, that's why! What else? One, two, three, four! You have to love your body and take care of it, you know! Actually, you can stop staring and help me.

I've run out of protein and the clan's store has been shut down - they had some tax issues or something.

One orc told me that termite meat is rich in protein - it would make a great meal. Can you get eight pieces for me? The north has recently been overrun by termites. I bet you could get some great chunks of meat off of them.

The quality of protein from the clan's store has been dropping lately anyway. They probably started mixing it with some disgusting additives, so it's time to switch to a natural diet!

Just put it down over there. Thanks a bunch! I suggest you move away now, I'm going to start on my leg exercises. One, two, three, four...