Battling Against Back Pain

We've got it, we know how to test you! As you may have noticed, we're up to our ears in the undead. What a pain! We've even organized a militia to destroy them. We brought in a necromancer and everything. Someday, we'll be able to get rid of the undead menace once and for all.

However, until that happens we need to make the most of the situation. You see, we've been having terrible back pains lately. We barely managed to get out of bed yesterday.

Now, do you know what the best remedy for back pain is? It's corpse fluid! The Gibberlings know how to make a powerful salve from corpse fluid that will cure anyone right away!

The bad news is that this fluid is very rare, but the good news is that there are lots of undead around here. So, hop to it! Kill every single undead that you see until you find a nice batch of corpse fluid for us!

What was that?! Speak up. Did you find the ichor?

Excellent! Now we need to steep it in alcohol, add some fat, and then we'll have the best back pain remedy in the whole world! Then we'll keep our promise and tell you about our sons.