Sated Fire

My brothers... are boring! Wind can only whistle and mindlessly wander to and fro. Water can only murmur something philosophic. It is trying to show itself as wise! Stone is slow-thinking and lazy. Not one of them understands life! Remember, fire is life! You are alive so long as you burn. When you are extinguished, you are dead. Ha! It is simple, like igniting a fire! Speaking of which, can you make bonfires? Not just bonfires, but a whole sea of fire, one that can be seen from the sky? No? It is very entertaining!
There are lots of fat tapirs around. So fat that they can barely walk. Their fat will make the flames shoot sky high. Ooh! Only throw in some logs. Plenty of those around as well!

Fire is alive, understand? If you don't feed it, it will die. But if you feed it regularly, it will be sky high!

Ah! I love the smell of ashes in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Oh, you are good, not even scared of all-consuming flame. I like you, hero. I swear by absolute zero, we will be friends!