Dirty Job

Me swear. You swear. Good!

But swear an oath is not enough. Me talk little, do many. Do is good! Talk is bad! You do and me also do. Then we brothers and friends! Swear an oath prove with blood!

You go find lizards. Kill lizards, bring me tails! Bring three handfuls of tails! Me also go and kill. Bring you feet. You strong, me strong. We brothers and friends!

Hush-sh-sh... Good! You make blood and bring me tails. Me also make blood. Here! Three handfuls of feet. Me go and kill someone like you. You go and kill someone like me. It is right!

You angry? You be not angry! Meatbag is your old fathers. Scaly is my old fathers. Kill your old fathers is bad. No need. This is why friends. Friends and brothers help each other. Me shame kill my fathers - you do it. You shame kill your fathers - me do it. Friends and brothers!