Slouch

Attenshn citizens of the Empire! As you noticed, this aria is full of bandits. There leader Slouch seems impossible to get rid of. Someone is protecten him. He even gets his taxis payed!

Eniway, whoever kills Slouch and informs Stepan Velikanin, the cop captin, will get a big reward. Very big reward! Hurry! Death to the Black Hienas!

Maintaining order in the capital is not for the faint of heart. That's why I was appointed to the rank of commandant. I fear no one, make calm decisions in critical situations, and instill fear and reverence in my subordinates.

What?!

Slouch Sokov is dead? Who killed him? You?! Are you crazy?! What notice? I've never seen it before! I didn't write that trash!

Do you have any idea what's about to kick off here? Everyone and their dog will be fighting for control of this territory now, and it's all your fault, you moron!

How could you even think that the police would spell that badly? I graduated from the academy.

I know full well that "eniway" is spelled "enyway"!