Growling Problems

Dammit! You hear that? They growl and prowl around our camp... Demons take those flea-covered felines! I remember when we landed at Koch-Itzmahl. It also had many overgrown cats. I got myself a stylish tiger pelt overcoat then!
But that's when we had a full crew, armed and armored. Here my only weapons are a fist and some dirty words. Ain't the same thing...
Lookit, you've got a real weapon on you. How 'bout a business proposition? Chase these spotted tigers outta here before they gobble up one of mine. I will thank you as I can!

I hate cats. I hate dogs, too. Any beasts with fangs, actually. D'you know who I don't hate? Parrots! A parrot sits on your shoulder, curses and chomps on seeds. A true orc in spirit!

Oh, listen, kitties don't growl anymore. Damn! Too bad I don't have gold to pay you. So take this. We'll see each other again, if the Astral permits. Then I will fully repay my debt. My word as a pirate!