The Evil Gar

Do you want to make a deal with an old kobold? First you must swear that you won't cheat! Hey, who swears like that?! You must stand on one leg. No, no, no, your right leg! Hold your left ear in your right hand. Yes, just like that! And say "I swear!" Alright, that's good. I trust you now.

Listen closely. Near the Tangled Knoll there is an ancient ship wreck. Its hold is full of gold and shiny stones - they'll sell for a fortune! If that's all there was to it I could go get the treasure myself, but there's one big problem.

In the ship's hold lives an enooormous gar, a beast this old kobold has named Goldgobbler. He attacks anyone that tries to get to the ship. So this is our deal - you kill the monster, and then you bring me back the treasure. In exchange I'll give you a few coins.

But if you keep the treasure for yourself, this kobold will find you anywhere you go and lock you up in an empty treasure chest! Forever! And there you will rot. So do we have a deal?

What, there was no gold in the ship? How can you say that to a kobold! Kobolds can see gold through walls - it doesn't matter if they're wooden or stone. I know there was some there! Here, take this coin anyway. And you can keep that silly globe as well. Now go!