Lost and Found

Oh, everyone must be looking for us? But we can't go - our brother is missing! He found a barrel of beer and got lost...
Can you help us? We will search the camp, and you look for him in the forest.
If you find him, grab him by the ear and bring here! We will give him a good hammering!

Where is that brat?! We've been looking for him for a good hour!

Here you are, you scoundrel! Just look at him - he's drunk as a skunk! But we will bring him to senses soon. We have a bucket of ice and a thick sack... Don't ask us how it works. We promise you, before the performance starts, he will be stone cold sober!