The Hungry Ensign

Here's the thing. There's a shortage of food in the warehouse. Let's just say some rats got in there or something. A ton of canned stew is missing and I have an audit coming up.

Basically, I need to make up for the shortage pronto. Of course you won't be able to get your hands on some good canned stew - it's always in short supply. But if it's replaced with fresh venison... things may still work out all right. I might even get a commendation! They'll see that Abram Ordin is a good ensign and makes sure the soldiers' diet is full of fresh meat!

Bring me fifteen pieces of venison and I'll tell you everything you need to know about Voxar the Fierce. We have plenty of deer here in the prairies, so you shouldn't have to look very far for your prey.

A deal's a deal. You bring me the meat and I'll give you the information. Otherwise you're not getting anything out of me!

Wonderful! That makes this the seventeenth audit that I'm going to live though.

What was it I promised you? Oh, right, you wanted information about Voxar!