Basic Instincts

During wartime certain basic instincts are useless and even harmful. Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay, let me explain. To put it simply, the soldiers think about women too much. Or possibly other men, whatever.

Fortunately we have discovered a remedy for this. Go north to the dry riverbed and gather ten bromine crystals. When it's added to the soldiers' food it almost completely eliminates their desires. I know this for a fact - I was the first test subject! It's quite an amazing substance!

Yes, I know the area is crawling with centipedes, but I'm sure this little fact won't stop you!

Good job. The Imperial soldiers must think only of victory and nothing else! Pleasure can be had after the enemy puts down their weapons, and not before! Now where did my nurse go? She's supposed to start putting these in the soldiers' food...