Milk for the Wounded

Hello! Are you going to just stand there? Or are you going to help me out? Great!

We are in urgent need of milk right now. The best kind is straight from the wild mares that live around here - it's very good for the wounded. Go into the fields and milk four of them. But first you have to catch and hobble them. Here's a lasso - just throw it on a mare and it'll hold her in place. Don't worry, it's a lot easier than it sounds. Then you can milk her. Oh, and one more thing.

I hope you're able to tell a mare from a stallion. Make sure it's a mare or you'll bring me something else...

Are you having difficulties milking some horses? I thought soldiers could handle anything!

Thanks, this is just in time for our patients' next meal! What can be better for a soldier than a cup of fresh mare's milk with a little bromine mixed in? Heehee!