Research Diaries

Greetings! Negus Shaed has already informed me of your arrival and asked me to make you acquainted with the diaries recording the work we've done. Usually, we're not making this information public, but since you arrive here at the behest of the Negus Council, we're ready to look past our usual rules...
{username}, can you study the diaries and then tell me how you evaluate the work we've done here?

Yes, the diaries of our regular experiments, of fruits, new rabbit species and so on...

Wha-a-at?!
But that's... that's not the diaries I was talking about! I mean... I have no idea what it's all about! Did you really go where I told you to go?
Ahem! Unbelievable...
All right, I'm asking you to forgive me and... I must ask that you forget what you've just read. This must be someone's inappropriate joke. That's not something we're doing, not by a long shot!