Useless Spores

Instead of going hunting every day, it would be much easier to start my own mushroom patch. I've already tried to sow spores, but they don't grow up. Nothing grows there, despite all my efforts.
But don't be in despair. You know what I mean - we should not give up! I saw an amazing mushroom in the forest the other day, at least as tall as me. I am no mushroom specialist, but I suspect the spores from this mushroom should be equally huge. We'll start a proper mushroom garden - then we'll have both drinks and snacks always at hand! How's that for a plan?
Just don't go looking for that mushroom alone. Like I said, it's huge, angry and quite aggressive. Bring some friends with you, the tougher the better.

Our teacher taught us that spores begot all life. But I can't even grow a simple mushroom!

Oh, just you look at that! They are trying to bite my finger - how cool is that? If they come up, I'll make delicious mushroom wine out of 'em.