Blood Test

Careful, don't make any sudden moves. Does it hurt elsewhere? Hurts everywhere, you say? That's normal for the condition you're in. Do you feel dizzy? Close your eyes and touch the tip of your nose with your finger. Good, now the other hand. Nice, that's just nice. Congratulations, you weren't killed or even crippled. Although they could and wanted it badly. You owe it to the rebels: you were stunned by the shockwave, but they miraculously dragged you from under the mechanoids' feet and placed you in a boat. Wait a second, don't barrage me with questions! You'll soon be explained everything. Just let me do my job and make sure I stitch you up appropriately. No serious injury. Looks like no contusions either. Now, we'll test your blood for toxins and viruses. There's a tester over there, put your hand in it. It won't hurt. Much.

Can we speed things up? I have many more wounded, and not too much time.

Well, well... Negative for cadaverine, likewise for any pathogenic germs. Congratulations on that.